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23 Things To Do While Recovering From Your Surgery...(Meant to be amusing)

  1. Pick a foreign accent and talk in it all day.
  2. Answer an ad on how to make BIG money at home.
  3. Make a Halloween costume out of your bedsheets.
  4. Learn the Morse code.
  5. Practice to become the World's Fastest Remote-Control User.
  6. Enter a sweepstakes.
  7. Mix up a unique facial mask from your lunch.
  8. Practice your kissing technique on a pocket mirror.
  9. Try to name the Seven Dwarfs.
  10. Imagine what you'd say to customers if you ran a phone "romance" service.
  11. Name the 50 states; now try their capitals.
  12. Teach yourself to shuffle cards like a casino dealer.
  13. Say the alphabet backward.
  14. See how long you can go without blinking.
  15. Write your family history in rhymed verse.
  16. Call a disc jockey and ask how many CDs and tapes the station has.
  17. Compose a "letter to the editor" on a topic that bothers you.
  18. Plan how you'd spend the money if you won a lottery.
  19. Draw happy faces on your toes.
  20. Call a talk show and say you're a space alien. See if anyone notices.
  21. Paste together your own "wish book" from mail-order catalogs.
  22. Make a list of 100 wild, exciting things to do when you're completely recovered.


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