23 Things To Do While Recovering From Your Surgery...(Meant to be amusing)

 

 

1.  Pick a foreign accent and talk in it all day.

 

2. Answer an ad on how to make BIG money at home.

 

3. Make a Halloween costume out of your bedsheets.

 

4. Learn the Morse code.

 

5. Practice to become the World’s Fastest Remote-Control User.

 

6 Enter a sweepstakes.

 

7. Mix up a unique facial mask from your lunch.

 

8. Practice your kissing technique on a pocket mirror.

 

9. Try to name the Seven Dwarfs.

 

10. Imagine what you’d say to customers if you ran a phone “romance” service.

 

11. Name the 50 states; now try their capitals.

 

12. Teach yourself to shuffle cards like a casino dealer.

 

13. Say the alphabet backward.

 

14. See how long you can go without blinking.

 

15. Write your family history in rhymed verse.

 

16. Call a disc jockey and ask how many CDs and tapes the station has.

 

17. Compose a “letter to the editor” on a topic that bothers you.

 

18. Plan how you’d spend the money if you won a lottery.

 

19. Draw happy faces on your toes.

 

20. Call a talk show and say you’re a space alien. See if anyone notices.

 

21. Paste together your own “wish book” from mail-order catalogs.

 

22. Make a list of 100 wild, exciting things to do when you're completely recovered.

 

23. CONCENTRATE ON GETTING BACK TO NORMAL SOON!

**Info provided by Dr. Sam Speron
Send mail to prplastic@yahoo.com with questions or comments.
Copyright © 2003 Park Ridge Center For Plastic Surgery, SC
Last modified: 05/17/07