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23 Things To Do While Recovering From Your Surgery...(Meant to be amusing)

  1. Pick a foreign accent and talk in it all day.
  2. Answer an ad on how to make BIG money at home.
  3. Make a Halloween costume out of your bedsheets.
  4. Learn the Morse code.
  5. Practice to become the World's Fastest Remote-Control User.
  6. Enter a sweepstakes.
  7. Mix up a unique facial mask from your lunch.
  8. Practice your kissing technique on a pocket mirror.
  9. Try to name the Seven Dwarfs.
  10. Imagine what you'd say to customers if you ran a phone "romance" service.
  11. Name the 50 states; now try their capitals.
  12. Teach yourself to shuffle cards like a casino dealer.
  13. Say the alphabet backward.
  14. See how long you can go without blinking.
  15. Write your family history in rhymed verse.
  16. Call a disc jockey and ask how many CDs and tapes the station has.
  17. Compose a "letter to the editor" on a topic that bothers you.
  18. Plan how you'd spend the money if you won a lottery.
  19. Draw happy faces on your toes.
  20. Call a talk show and say you're a space alien. See if anyone notices.
  21. Paste together your own "wish book" from mail-order catalogs.
  22. Make a list of 100 wild, exciting things to do when you're completely recovered.
  23. CONCENTRATE ON GETTING BACK TO NORMAL SOON!
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By Dr. SAM SPERON

When I first published The 7 Critical Questions to Ask Before Letting Any Surgeon Touch You, I had no idea that it would be so popularly received. Since its publication, this brief guide has helped thousands like you to more safely navigate the world of cosmetic surgery. The 7 Questions have been updated and a bonus section, Applying the 7 Questions, has just been added. Be my guest to read, learn and share.


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